Considering how focused most guys are on it, it is surprising that there are not a lot more songs about the penis. Think about it. Men have written lyrics about love; ballads about beautyï¿½why not songs about schlongs?
Because no matter what they say about love, poetry and the theater, there are few things that a man is more attached toï¿½both literally and figurativelyï¿½than his penis.
So without further ado, Badmouth proudly presents: The Top Five Songs About Penises.
5. Detachable Penis – King Missile
“Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable...