rear hans, germany becomes most

Posted by John Marcotte on Jun 26, 2002 in Uncategorized | 5 comments

Like most people, I get a daily assortment of spam in my inbox. Get-rich-quick schemes, weight-loss products and, or course, porn. I take a variety of different tacks with my spam. I delete it. I fight it (with the excellent SpamCop), and I respond to it (read my letters to Moshood), but sometimes I just get puzzled by it…especially when it is in Dutch.

That’s right, I am now recieving Dutch spam. At least I think it’s Dutch. It might be German. I am similarly confused as to what the content is. I suspected porn, but I clicked on the link (for research purposes only) and it looks more like an ad for a Norweigan day spa than an ad for an online brothel in Amsterdam.

I examined the text of the message more closely and determined that, yep, it’s in another language. Undaunted, I cruised over to Altavista’s Babelfish, the online translator. They didn’t have a translator for Dutch to English, but they did have a German to English. I eagerly plugged in my spam. This is what I got:

Dutch Spam

rear hans, germany becomes most

sags however not uli!

can you remember our geilen chat letztens?
it makes me geil if I for you chatte themselves always correctly and you everything over me tells.
dearest I may talk it if we about it as you me your tail in the back clean-pushed.

nunja, so that you see now finally times as I look have I times a small side of me tinkered.

I hope I please you and please tell myself then later as you for me hosed down.

here the side: http://www.tiefrein.hpg.ig.com.br/index.htm

ciao…

yours sandra

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There you have it. Plain as day. Sandra either wants to help me shed 15 pounds or she wants me to spank her with my lederhosen.

God bless.

http://www.wirehedmag.com Seamonkey

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Shmu

“…may correctly get it the tail clean-pushed into my geilen ass deeply.”

Ahh, now that’s just special. I tried this once, but the kangaroo wasn’t up to it.
Rob Barends

Nope, it’s in German.

In a nutshell: Sandra is telling Uli that she likes to chat with him about how they did it, esp the rear attack.

Gern geschehen.
http://www.wirehedmag.com Seamonkey

those whacky Germans.
http://www.elektrosport.de CaoS

Hi,

this is indeed very weird.
I am from Germany and all I can say is that the text makes no sense.
Seems to be a creation by a home-programmed translator combined with a photoshop plugin and the necronomicon, cooking the worst mix of german and english phrases.
Nothing compared to the delicious german Ebay auction I saw last month.
An US-Seller used a translation tool to put his words into german or what he believes could be german. Thank God the english original was written down in the same auction. So I was able to find out, what he tried to sell.

By the way – great site!

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