Google Images: Asian
Google is one of mankind’s greatest tools. It takes the entire wealth of human knowledge and the depth of our experience and makes it accessible via a few keystrokes and a click of a mouse. It has given us the unprecedented ability to tap knowledge and has forever changed how we interact with the world.
But Google is far more than a simple tool. While we are using it to learn — Google is learning about us. Think of this as a sociological experiment.
So for Asians — and Asians alone — a simple image search returns page after page of women with breasts the size of volleyballs doing things their mothers would not approve of. This obviously says something about how sexy Asians are (or far more likely, how horny American men are.) I wish I could give more commentary, but frankly, I’m not sure I can quite wrap my head around what this means, if anything. It appears that far more Americans than I would ever have thought have “Yellow Fever.” The American sexualization of an entire continent is one of the more bizarre things I’ve ever come across on the Internet, and it is something I will try to keep in mind the next time I want to poke fun at the Japanese and their Used Schoolgirl Panties Vending Machines.