The Mist

[rating:2] Director: Frank Darabont Starring: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden The Mist is a distilled masters seminar in Bad Movie. The first thing you notice is that Thomas Jane is terrible. The second thing you notice is, the dialogue is absolutely appalling, just flat and lifeless and...

Beowulf

[rating:4] Director: Robert Zemeckis Starring: Ray Winstone, Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich You remember that movie where a grotesque computer animation of Tom Hanks is, like, ticket collector on Santa’s choo-choo train? Yeah, I didn’t see that either. The...

Love in the Time of ...

[rating:2] Director: Mike Newell Starring: Javier Bardem, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Benjamin Bratt As a novel, Love in the Time of Cholera is a beloved work that has inspired and delighted untold multitudes and will continue to stand the test of time as a great work of art. As a movie, not so...

Bee Movie

[rating:4] Director: Steve Hickner & Simon J. Smith Starring: Jerry Seinfeld, Matthew Broderick, Renée Zellweger , John Goodman Jerry Seinfeld spent the nineties producing the most original and entertaining sitcom of a generation—but what has he done for us lately? The release...