The DaVinci Code

[rating:1] Director: Ron Howard Starring: Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellan and page after page of obtuse exposition Here’s the abridged version of The DaVinci Code: “Hey, funny thing about Mary Magdalene. She was ““ It’s an evil albino! ...

Mission: Impossible ...

Rating: ***** Director: J.J.Abrams Starring: Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ving Rhames, Laurence Fishburne Mission: Impossible II opened with Tom Cruise scaling a mountain, the camera Matrixing around him as he dangled over, I don’t know, the Grand Canyon or something, defying...