War of the Worlds

Rating: ** Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Justin Chatwin and Tim Robbins Review: Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds has a rather difficult hurdle to overcome: Why would anyone pay money to watch Operating Thetan Tom Cruise battle fake aliens on the big...

why lie? i need a dr...

It started with Ben Miller. I gave a cardboard sign guy a buck, and Ben berated me, saying that these guys make more than we do, and probably live in nicer places. He even suggested that this guy might have driven to work, parking his car around the corner, no doubt with back up cardboard...

Fantastic Four

Rating: ** Director: Tim Story Cast: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis and Julian McMahon Review: Fantastic Four falls far short of fantastic. It’s a deeply flawed movie whose troubled production history is glaringly obvious in the final cut. Yet while...

badmouth 2.0

Well this is the kind of post that most people will ignore, but I’m plowing ahead and putting it up here anyway. I redesigned Badmouth. The site is now dynamically generated via WordPress. It contains zero tables. And if Internet Explorer didn’t suck like a five-dollar whore at...