top five movie assho...

I’ve always felt that action movies can be measured by the villain. Die Hard rode the performance of Alan Rickman as cynical terrorist Hans Grueber. Batman was fueled by the maniacal Joker, and the crushing tension in Silence of the Lambs was fed by the evil presence of Hannibal...

badmouth gets smashe...

I think, at heart, I might be a redneck. My parents owned a truck stop in rural Missouri when I was growing up. If they had kept the place, I figure I�d be typing this right now in NASCAR t-shirt with a pair of too-tight Wranglers and a belt buckle the size of an affordable import sedan...

a lamb to the slaugh...

So Badmouth was at the demolition derby in the form of myself and my lovely wife Patti. And although demolition derbies are pretty cool in and of themselves, we found room for improvement. Our idea was to grab a pi�ata, attach it to the front of Russ�s bumper and take before and...