the power of fark

Well the site has been truly and royally FARKed today. 565,311 hits. I’m suprised that there is anything left here but a smoldering crater where badmouth used to be. I expected my host would pull the plug if it got this bad, but evidently no one noticed the huge clouds of smoke pouring...

the star wars kid

As a child, I wanted to be a Jedi. Badly. I also wanted to be a ninja (possibly of the mutant turtle variety), an archeologist with a whip and hard-nosed, hard-drinking private investigator. In my darkest hour, I might admit that at a young age, I did exactly what the subject of the videos I...

The Mind Snatchers

Buy it at Amazon Overall rating: 2.5/5 Director: Bernard Girard Starring: Christopher Walken, Ronny Cox & Joss Ackland Tagline: Walken, monkeys and low-budget science fiction: three things that were made for each other. The Film Christopher Walken. I’ve just summed up...

White Oleander

Buy it at Amazon Overall rating: 3.5/5 Director: Peter Kosminsky Starring: Alison Lohman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ren�e Zellweger, Robin Wright Penn, Zvetlana Efremova and Patrick Fugit Tagline: Strong enough for men, but made for women. Film: I didn’t see White Oleander in...

the poetry of badmou...

Every now and then, I stumble across a piece of Web silliness so profound that I have to share it with everyone else. This is one of those times. Rob’s Amazing Poem...