cock of the walk

So I’m drinking coffee at the Weatherstone, one of those faux hip cafes with brick walls and fenced courtyards that midtown Sacramento seems to specialize in, when it hits me: Twenty feet from where I sit is the crime scene. My companion doesn’t seem to care – although he...

moshood arrested?

As many longtime readers will remember, I somehow botched an opportunity to embezzle millions of dollars from the Nigerian treasury with my good friend Moshood, who was the son of the late deposed dictator of Nigeria. I was reading the news when I discovered that six men were arrested in...