move over moshood

I was preparing to respond to my good friend Moshood, who has sent me almost a half-dozen e-mails checking on the status of our effort to loot the Nigerian treasury — (See moshood and me and moshood 2: electric bugaloo) — when I noticed a new offer in my mailbox. It seems yet...

burn, garfield, burn

I read somewhere that Jim Davis doesn’t actually have much to do with Garfield anymore. There’s a factory of wannabe cartoonists churning out endless “I hate Mondays” jokes in a sweatshop somewhere in Indiana. I think those cartoonists probably cherish the end product...

long, hot, estrada a...

The other day, I got a rather strange piece of mail in in inbox. Kelly’s Letter From: Kelly Sent: Sunday, November 11, 2001 6:01 PM To: john@badmouth.net Subject: Hey John Stop posting your sick sh** on my friend Kathy’s group and secondly stop talking your sick sh** about Erik. ...

moshood 2: electric ...

I don’t get much mail here. But from the bits and pieces that I do receive, one thing is clear: people love Moshood. So by popular demand, I am revisiting our Nigerian friend, who, frankly, I had been ignoring. As if the will of the people isn’t enough, there is also the lure of...

erik estrada kissed ...

It was 10 o’clock on a Sunday morning in spring. He was sitting on the steps of the Sterling Hotel, smoking dirty little cigarillos. I was fresh out of college and nearly out of money when I took the job of assistant editor for Zenith 12000, the official publication of the California...